In The News ....

Polish surgeons are reporting a successful proceedure to remove a male patient's cancerous tongue. They reportedly replaced the tissue with sections of the patient's buttocks. Doctor's are expecting a full recovery and estimate the man will be talking out of his ass within 3-6 months. Thank you! I'll be back at 10. Try the lamb.


Pluto voted out. Goofy's name officially changed to "Fuckin' Goofy".

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