The Mighty Morphin Power Ranger did not morph into an amateur porn star. No one wishes this were true more than me. But it's not. Here's the straight scoop. Now if anyone can get me the phone number of the new Red Mystic Ranger I'd be very grateful indeed. I need a life. Very badly. HeHe "Magi staff" HeHe.
Mystic Force Red Ranger
Name:
Nick Russell
Ranger:
Red Ranger
Age:
17
Mystic Power:
Fire & Heat
Morpher:
Mystic Morpher
Weapons:
Magi Staff
Fire Boxer
Vehicles:
Mystic Speeder
Zords Forms:
Red Super Titan Zord
Nick is athletic , brave and headstrong, Like "Indiana Jones", Nick is fearless and a bit of a show-off. He's always the first to rush in a battle. But doesn't always use his head. However his keen instincts and courageous heart usually win the day. He also likes to restore classic motorcycles.
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