Friend bites man's penis off after argument.
Horrified Marian Milczarek, 53, from Lesna in south west Poland, was attacked following a row with his friend - apparently over borrowing a trailer.
'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,' he said.
Police and medics could find no trace of Marian's missing genitalia, and believe his attacker Wojciech Sowinski - now facing 10 years in jail - may have eaten it.
I'm not sure if "friend" is the correct way to characterize this relationship.