Courtesy of the fine folks at FedEx, reveals that my bike has begun it's riderless journey across the country. It was picked up in Ventura, California on May 2nd and as of 6 AM this morning it was cooling it's wheels in Henderson, Colorado. If this seems like a blog post of dubious import you are absolutely correct, but yesterday's 15 hr. shift left me completely drained and almost mute. I will say this without elaborating, people, that is the public, pretty much suck.
Also, I tried to see Iron Man tonight and both of the late shows were sold out on a Sunday. Which means the opening box office numbers will be pretty huge. Instead I dialed up I Am Legend on PPV. NO LIKE! And yes, that's my official complete review.