America Votes - The Important One

Aside from how gosh-darn fun it is to say Yamaguchi (try it, you'll see!), and aside from how much I want to throw a serious bone into Mark Ballas' hot dancer ass, you have to admit after tonight's final dances that the Yamagooch was far and away the superior dancer in every respect. It was so outrageously lopsided that I decided I couldn't take the chance that America would bungle yet another important vote and signed up at ABC.com to cast three consecutive votes for Yamagooch and her partner, Hot-Ass. And you should too.