I'm simultaneously watching back to back episodes of Footballer's Wives on BBC America and Airline on A&E. Footballer's I assume needs no explanation to regular readers of this page. HOT! Airline is addictive and infuriating. Basically, most episodes can be summed up like this:
Passenger: "I'm a dumb-ass retard who has no business leaving the house let alone getting on an airplane."
Airline Employee: "Yes. It appears you are."
Passenger: "Give me something for free!"
As long as I'm recreating conversations, how about I give you this little snippet. Keeping in mind it took place at 4 am and we had both been drinking.
The Ex: "So where did you go out, tonight?"
Me: "Mr. Black."
The Ex: "I always have a good time at Splash."
The Ex: (Sits on couch) You know, Tommy, we should hang out more. We never just go out and hang out, anymore.
Me: "I don't want to live here anymore."
The Ex: "You want to move to a new apartment?"
Me: "Alone. I don't want to live with you and The Hellcat anymore."
The Ex: "I'm gonna have to think about that one. I'm going to bed."
That's all for today. Heading out for a stop at the fake N' bake, a little shopping and then a trip to the gym. Oh, and I'm freakin horny!