Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Hello Kittens ...

I have a relatively funny story to tell, with pictures to prove it. Also, we're expecting the birth of a brand new web site design any day now. I'm 3 centimeters dilated. I just need to push. Speaking of which, a man tried to fuck me tonight without any lube and a bit of spit. Silly man.

But it will all have to wait because I've arrived back to the castle and The Duchess is in her cups. It's miraculous I've managed a post of this length that's coherent.

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