Saturday, September 06, 2008

Subway - Porn Bottoms Need Not Apply


Distressing news from the "Show Me" state, as married (with three kids!) well-hung fucking HAWT uber-bottom porn star Kurt Wild was fired from a Missouri Subway shop. It seems that a customer recognized the 22 year old (no explanation as to the customer seeing enough gay porn to recognize Wild without seeing him naked with his heels behind his ears) and threatened to boycott the Subway if Wild wasn't fired. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the busybody queen was fat. I know if I were the customer, I would certainly appreciate someone taking care of my foot long who was particularly adept at handling meat.

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