Ex-porn king trades sex for salami
Villager photo by Elisabeth Robert
Jack Lebewhol, left, owner of the 2nd Avenue Deli, with one of his newest employees, Al Goldstein, who used to publish Screw magazine and now works for $10 an hour. "I've always preferred food to sex," Goldstein said.-via The Villager
My love for Miss Martha is well documented. But I caught the entire press conference yesterday afternoon and if I had been drinking at the time, I counted at least four instances that would surely have resulted in a spit-take. The lady has got balls, man.
From a positively gigantic podium/stage flanked by her drones, Queen Martha proclaimed, "I must reclaim my good life. I mut return to my good works." Yeah, OK Ghandi. Lady, you make radish flowers. While you are making the world more tastefully arranged, you're not the cure for cancer.
In an unbelievably transparent mis-use of the elderly Martha trotted out the spirit of her 90 year old mother as a means of convincing the judge to let her serve her time in the Danbury prison nearest her home. She then proceeded to talk of her devotion to her "two beloved, fun-loving dogs, seven lively cats, horses, canaries and chickens." Chickens? They're making you leave behind your chickens? Oh, the humanity! Hey Martha! Don't you have a daughter you might want to work in a mention to? What the hell was her name again? "Hey you"?
Then there was this bit of wierdness: "America accounts for 25 percent of the world's prison population, despite the fact that we have just 5 percent of its population. I will be joining more then 2 million other souls who are serving time." Well, not exactly, Martha. You're headed for five months in minimum security, followed by 5 months in your own multimillion dollar mansion. It ain't OZ.
She even managed to drop in a pitch to advertisers urging them to return to her magazine. I guess that's why I heart Martha. She's got absolutely no shame.
Rick James' cause of death due to an enlarged heart, pneumonia as well as Valium, Xanax and Vicoden
Oh, and Robbie Williams claims he's not gay and he might sue. Don't bet on it.
Eminem Nude!
I have to admit, he's got a nice butt.
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