I Fear I've Gone Too Far

I had a nice weekend with my brother and sister-in-law. I'll break it down later. One of the only plans I made for the weekend I didn't want to miss was a dog event taking place Saturday afternoon in Madison Square Park. I believe it was put on by the AKC, and sponsored by the fine folks at Pup-peroni. There were tons of dogs! People brought various AKC breeds to show off. I fell in love with a pack of English Toy Spaniels. Not enough to get another dog so soon. Someday maybe. They had tables with information on veterinary care and dog grooming. There were raffles and giveaways. Free biscuits and bones. Of note: The fine folks at Pup-peroni set up a photo booth. Lame-ass retards loaded their dogs on their laps, climbed atop a Pup-peroni motorcycle, or worse, some of these crazy dog people loaded their dogs into the sidecar, and then they would sit there beaming, as onlookers tried to repeatedly call the mutt in an effort to get him to look into the camera. So lame. It was an embarrassment to watch. It truly was.