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As I predicted, we had a major tech meltdown here in the command center. It was a race to see whether the hard drive or the monitor would be the first to go. I replaced the monitor. Unfortunately the same day the hard drive got decidedly closer to death. On the plus side, I installed a new hard drive relatively easily, considering the last time I tried several years ago I botched it. But my old drive won't stay on more than 20 minutes before it shuts itself off. So I'm scrambling to try and copy and delete massive picture and music files, as well as my beloved, beloved porn, so I can make the system transfer smaller and thereby faster. What's that? You thought I was going to back all these files up when I first noticed the problem weeks ago? Fuck off. In any case, when I'm finished I'll have a massive system upgrade with a new flat screen monitor, double the memory and a ridiculously huge hard drive that I will never, never fill. Geeks rule!