Who's cock is who?
For your edification I present three disembodied cocks. (And we know how painful that can be.) One cock is me. One cock belongs to an up and coming porn star and (relatively) recent transplant to our fair city. The third cock belongs to a porn superstar and all around dirty bird. The contest is simple. Guess which cock is me and also guess the names of the other two porn cocks.
Cock A.
Cock B.
Cock C.
The prize? Brace yourselves. The first person to correctly identify the owners of the disembodied cocks will become the proud recipients of these authentic souvenier Donny Osmond sunglasses. Guaranteed to get you beaten up if worn to the beach. (Estimated retail value: Around a dollar)
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