Wednesday, October 01, 2003

I'm Johnny One-note Lately

I'm sorry. It appears that I'm stuck in a thread for one more day. I was planning on relating "the doorman saga". but I just can't let this pass. Normally, I wouldn't comment on a private e-mail (that's a lie, I would) but since it was posted on a public web site I have to assume all parties know that it's fair game. Also, normally I might just link to the blog in question but I want to make sure my venom hits it's mark. And no, this is not going to be me advocating bareback sex I would never do that. This is about me standing up for myself and a lot of other people trying to carve out some workable rules in today's confusing time.Here is the passage that has had me ready to rip all day:

A reader writes:

"During my stay in London we had orgies just about every day -- one went on for about 8 days, non-stop. Not since the disastrous 70's had I witnessed so much barebacking., I'm talking 99.9%. The only people who did not bareback were a couple of escort buddies who flew in from the USA and myself. I, like you, chose to observe and spent 8 days jacking off - something I prefer anyway. Not messy and I know when to do what. The British boys told me later that they all knew they were poz so it didn't matter. Then one, a 19 year old beauty who was taking it up the ass learned that he was the recipient of the white death juice. Well, we Americans were mighty upset that he wasn't told by the guy who topped him and his response was, 'why are you guys upset? I'm the one that should be pissed and I'm not.'


Hi. you're an asshole.

First, this stooge manages to work into an already infuriating paragraph the fact that he has some "escort buddies." Big fuckin deal, pal. You know a couple of hookers. Who the fuck doesn't? And who cares?
Second, you went to an orgy that lasted 8 days? 8 days? Really? Please, girl. No fag I know could concentrate on anything for 8 days. Including sex. And then he manages to let us know that if we do believe he was at an 8 day orgy that he spent the entire 8 days jerking off. Oooooooooooh marry me! Hey, what's your T-Shirt say?

"I went to London and all I came back with was a nasty blister on my cock."

You spent 8 days at an orgy jacking off? I got two words for ya. Art museum. L is for freakin loser!

And then just to make sure I totally hate him he uses a lame ass phrase like "white death juice". I might let it pass if I thought he was using exageration for effect but I just think he's a fuckin lame ass muthafucka. It's cum dickwad. And whenever possible I like to make guys cum. I like to see them stiffen and moan and then that big breath and release just as they shoot the first of what hopefully, is a hot load. I usually avoid getting any in me, usually. But it's not fuckin acid. A wet wipe usually does the job. And some cum, unfortunately, can transmit a virus. A bug. A virus that left untreated can kill you. If left untreated. But with treatment, and a measure of self-care, it probably won't. at least for a good long while. Something to be avoided? Sure, if you can you should try. But I'm not dying shit head. Not now. And not anytime soon. At this point, it's more likely I'll drop dead in about 30 years from the crappy heart that runs in my family. In the meantime I'll just go on living thank you very much. as will Neo. And The Hellcat. And a lot of my other friends who are holding down jobs and paying rent and breaking up with boyfriends and graduating from schools and saving money for retirement. I'll keep my opinions of a bareback orgy to myself. But about the 19 yr old beauty that was supposedly "killed" by the big nasty poz men. You go to an orgy and see 99.9% of the men there fucking raw. Were I to bend over and let some man I didn't know work his lubricated bare cock up my hole, I would just go ahead and assume he was poz and take my chances from there.

In other news:

It's going to take me quite a bit longer to put together a new site. I've decided to build one from the ground up and then publish it from there. Bit by bit, putting it together.....