Monday, October 06, 2003

Yeah, ... and?

So a lot of people are wondering how a person could keep a 425 lb tiger in his apartment building without anyone knowing about it. But that's the point. And that's why I heart NY. I'm sure everyone knew. You don't go running to animal control or the cops just because your neighbor has a tiger (and an alligator) in his apartment. You just pass him in the hall and think "hmmm there's the Tiger Guy. I wish I had a five bedroom apartment. I wonder what he pays for rent? .......Should I hit the tanning booth?"

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