Hey, I'm a Hilton sister...
I spent the day as a girl of leisure. After an awful night's sleep (I got up five times to piss. Why my body was in purge mode I don't know) I finally gave up around 10:30 which is fine cause I'm on the early shift this week so I need to get my ass up if I want to have a life before work. I had a little coffee a little House Invaders a little Ground Force (I love BBCAmerica) I farted around on line for a while trying to figure out how to add Verizon dial-up to my DSL service. Curiously on their site they tell you that you can in a little pop up window but they don't say how. I'm assuming a phone call is in order. Surfed for porn, (natch) and posted a couple of feelers out on Craigslist for my (nekked mens') photography services PS Johnny can't read for real I specifically post that I'm available during the day and they ask for 10pm. I say never on weekends they ask about Saturday or Sunday. I know I can write so....... I post I'm looking to suck off a hot Latin college top I get a 48 yr old married guy from Paramus. Honestly, can't a faggot arrange a hookup without all this nonsense? Anyway after much fucking around and a ton of mental gymnastics as I continually shuffled my schedule in my head as the day wore away. I did manage to get my shit together and leave the house around 3:15. Good morning New York! I headed for my health club as I still hadn't showered yet and I was in the mood for those fucking awsome NYSC showers that practically blast you across the room like that Seinfeld episode. I love walking out of there absolutely sure the firehose has cleaned out everything that needs it . *WINK* Still not feeling totally refreshed I took a steam/sauna (mind you, I still hadn't accomplished a thing today but write two checks. Exhausting though that may be) of course, cruising for dick in a cat perched on a mantle way. If a mouse comes by, great. If not, *stretch* the heat feels gooooood. I left the health club and looked at my watch. Oh my, it's well past lunchtime! Where's a girl on the go gonna grab a bite to eat on 23rd street? That new vegan place that opened this week? Fuck no! It's Quizno's once again! As a matter of fact I liked it so much yesterday I had the exact same sammich and broccoli/cheese soup I had yesterday. I'm cool like that you make me feel good I'll be back for more. *HINT*
Thoroughly satiated but still feeling a might peckish I skipped (gayly) half a block down the street to avail myself of the services of this establishment. No spray on tan for this debutant. You give me cancer and you give it to me now!. While in the tanning coffin (no coincidence that) I resolved to make some decisions regarding my Halloween costume for Friday. I had lots of vague ideas and I needed a concrete plan to decide where I needed to focus my shopping. I was leaning towards a pirate motif of some sort which immediately made me think of Johnny Depp,Johnny Depp.jpg and of course being naked I started to get a chubby which you totally don't want because the little sock I was using would totally not cover my massive schlong fully erect so back to costumes pirate.... pirate.... puffy shirt ah! I need to go here. Goody! Freshly irradiated and startled (every time!) by the coffin clicking off I head out to the rain! Rain! ewwwwww my hair! Fortunately it was just a shower and I resumed my journey up to 51st/5th to check out the latest in poorly made suspicious fabric men's clothing they carry. It has a tendency to disintegrate when the season is over but saves me the trouble of donating it to charity and it translates into more shopping so thumbs up!
------ hang on, I need a cocktail------
That's better. So I scoped out the whole Men's section of H&M but no puffy pirate shirt to be found. I did, however, locate three pair each of new underware (or, as the black queen said when he walked up to the racks, oooh drawers! I ain't lyin'.) and new dress socks. I thought about doing a Winona and just stuffing them in my purse but alas, I had no purse so I just paid. With a bounce in my step (any purchase is a good purchase) I hop back in my limo and head back to 23rd st to hit a new costume shop that just opened on 22nd/3rd. It was crazy crowded so I had to enter a Zen shopping zone where a bubble of calm surrounds me and no matter how long I have to stand behind a fat Latin girl trying to decide if she wants to be the green or the blue M&M I can. In my Zen shopping zone I don't really find what I'm looking for it finds me. So I wander around the shop checking out cheesy costume after cheesy costume. I found a purple velvet pimp get-up that struck me as hilarious for work but it was one of the most expensive costumes they sold. Of course! That's why I liked it. I finally settled on a totally thrown together mix of devil horns and mask and makeup and an idea to use my own clothes and voila! A costume that isn't much but I'll look cute in is born.
Phew! Now I'm truly exhausted and feeling stressed out so what's a girl to do. You guessed it back to the health club (I swear!) only this time I really do work out. A half hour of cardio on the Stairmaster (fat burner setting is the hardest) and a half hour of my custom made (by me) ab workout. So my butt will look good tomorrow and my abs will be tight (well, tighter). Perfect if I decide to hop up on a banquette and dance the night away. I finished my workout and after another round of shower/steam/sauna I head out for home and a bite to eat at a fabulous eatery where I mingled with the local celebrities.
PS Part 1
As if this day wasn't fabulous enough, after I got home I checked my e-mail and found a message from someone at Blogger. I had written them in a last ditch effort to fix my archives and repair all the problems in the posted pictures with passwords and such. I tried to explain the problem and not be nasty and surprise! They finally identified the problem and repaired the settings that were screwing things up. Sooooo, except for one little section that somehow got corrupted in the translation I have managed to replace all the pictures by either embedding them within the blog or providing a link that doesn't require a password. So please, go back and have a look at all the stuff I wanted you to see the first time.
PS Part 2
I went to the Dr's for my latest round of blood work. I was a little nervous because I had felt so crappy all last month. As it turns out everything seems pretty fine. I did have a drop in my TCell count to around 439 (from 573 or so) but still acceptable and my viral load dropped to 10,784 (from 38,00). My Dr. tells me that amounts to no real change and that's also good. Had the second part of my Hep A vaccine so apparently I can eat ass with abandon and got my first ever flu shot. (knock wood) I never had the flu but what the heck why take that kind of chance?
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