Friday, October 02, 2009

Just Wondering

A report courtesy of CBS news about the attempted ASS-assination (HAR!) of the Saudi Arabian prince by an Al Qaeda bomber using explosives shoved up his ass. I remember after the attempted in flight shoe-bomb a few years ago, airport security, that crack team of highly trained (HAR! HAR!) investigators securing American airline passengers, started forcing us to remove our loafers so as to inspect us for copycat shoe bombs. As if I would ruin a pair of my precious kicks just to explode up an airplane.

So what potentially fun and possibly enjoyable new way will the NTSB and the occasional hot latin airport security screener come up with for inspecting our butt-holes for Ass Bombs? And where do I sign up?

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