Monday, August 17, 2009

Porn! (And Dog Porn)


Lookee what came in the mail just before the weekend! PORN! I exhibited enormous self-control and waited two full days before I took it in the bathroom with me.















Speaking of porn, I was getting my camera out to take some other pictures when this handsome young man sprawled out on my bed just begging me to record this "come to bed, Daddy" look. How could I resist?



We have had a bit of a tech upgrade here at From The Ashes HQ, as I recently took advantage of a ridiculously cheap sale price on a 23" wide-screen monitor ($169). It's making television and movie viewing (and porn) in the bedroom, a very relaxing, non-eye straining pleasure. I'm having a little trouble tweaking the settings on the monitor so's I can switch back to a non-stretched out image for photo editing. Hopefully I can figure out some sort of a shortcut so I can jump back and forth between the two settings. I'm sure the answer is already posted somewhere.

I also took possession of an upgraded cell phone by waiting until I was eligible for a free (as in no cost) replacement, and finally broke down and got me my first Crackberry. I pontedly resisted the allure of the CrackB, largely because everyone wanted one, and they were hugely expensive. But now that the IPhone has become the new Holy Grail and the CrackB is just an average work-a-day phone, I figured I was due a fancier phone upgrade. And did I mention it was free?


I also increased my text minutes by double, which should still be cheaper than the extra charges I was racking up in over-text fees. It also has a little bit better camera than my old cell, and it shows me all my G-Mail messages as I get them.

ACK! I had a great idea to turn a bunch of leftovers in my fridge and freezer in to two very delicious shrimp and vegetable pizzas, but turning on the oven to roast the shrimp, tomato and vegetables, and then baking the aforementioned pizzas, has turned my apartment into an oven! It's easily one million degrees inside, and me and my porno-dog are holed up in the air conditioned bedroom. And no, I didn't leave the oven on I already checked.

More this week, including pictures from a bike ride that almost killed me.

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