Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I Believe

That there are two kinds of people in the world. Those that use an inordinate amount of toilet paper and the rest of us. And while I no longer obsess to the point of an unhealthy distraction about such trivialities, I find it telling that those that use fistfulls of the butt-wipe also almost never buy any .

Ah well, at least my face wasn't eaten off by a drugged-up chimp.


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