Saturday, June 11, 2005

Today, I ...


Atlantic City. May 24, 2005

Had margaritas and nachos for dinner.

Had lunch at the Shake Shack.

Worked out at the gym for the third day in a row.

Checked in with Neo. He's fine.

Masturbated twice.

Won a promotional membership to Crunch.

Shored up my vast financial empire.

"Forgot" it was Friday and I had a manager meeting to attend.

Updated my resume.

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