Wednesday, May 21, 2003

I simply had to share this:

From LA based escort Sean Storm



To my clients and fans:
In Feb 2003 I had a temporary setback when I developed an anal fissure. This "pain in the ass' literally brought my career to a sudden hault. In the course of a few weeks, I had to cancel two video projects, bailed out of a Palm Springs Pool Party, and, unfortunately, shut myself off from the world for the months of Feb and March. I wish to publically apologize to any clients who had intended seeing me....I know of one in particular who I failed to contact...mostly out of shame, but also out of depression. I took a huge financial hit because my ass makes most, if not all, my entire income. I was going to keep this news completely private, but entertainment gossip columnist Mickey Skee outed my personal medical business to the mass public in a column that appeared in LA ODYSSEY magazine. I have asked myself, and I ask you to ponder this as well: But who would ever want someone to tell others that someone else has an anal fissure? The fissure initially had me upset for two months...creating an anxiety and a fear that I wouldnt be able to work again, or that possibly surgery would have to be carried out leaving some kind of a scar behind? I am sure Mickey Skee could now care less about my career, let alone a REAL PERSON's FEELINGS are being tugged at. But hey, the fissure happened, it healed up on its own without surgery, I have two videos lined up within the month, and ....I am back on deck as an escort. But potential clients do need to be aware that I will not accept offers involving 'rough' sex. I dont ever want to see another fissure again (haha). The one positive thing to come out of this is I had to learn to TOP. AND IT FEELS GREAT! So, bottoms, please make a note of that! And if you find yourself traveling to Ft Lauderdale, and are looking for private entertainment, please cum pay my butt a visit (and now my cock, too).

Editor's note: Anal fissure! bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! Stop it! My stomach, oh my!

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