Your kid is gay.
GQ ran a piece on Arlo Weiner, 8 year old son of Mad Men creator Matt Weiner. Precocious gayby Arlo reportedly asked his parents for a top hat at age three, and Missy has never looked back.
"This is my Valentine’s Day outfit. The jacket and the pants are velvet. I love the tie because it’s really two ties stacked on top of each other. (My dad had to tie it for me.) The pink tie matched the pink shirt. I wore brown-and-white argyle socks for a random pattern."
Welcome to the family, girrrrrl!