Friday, April 04, 2008

How To Dress For Embarrassing Press

Dress code for embarrassing press: Wife should wear light blue jacket, one strand of pearls if husband is gay, two strands if husband fucks hookers. Husband's tie should be red, white & blue with stripes going northwest to southeast for hookers, northeast to southwest for gay. Severity of chagrin on husband's face: optional.

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