Spending half your day on the web produces a plethora of free software, free tutorials on almost any subject, hours of enjoyment with the previously highlighted weblogs and sites listed below, as well as the occasional handjob. Unfortunately, you also run the risk of unearthing gems like this:
I'll blow you while you take a dump - 35
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Reply to: anon-33637786@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-06-13, 2:27PM EDT
Sit on the toilet and I'll get down between your legs to watch and smell as you take a shit into the bowl. Then you can either jerk off or I'll go down on your cock and suck you off. Wipe up and go...no need for conversation. Me: bi hot guy, hairy and muscular. Neg, UB2
Remember people, if you're going to watch and smell someone take a shit and then immediately suck them off (all without conversation, no less!) for the love of god please, please be hiv-.
In a variation on a theme I'm a little concerned about the folks "behind" (pun intended) The Poop Report. Surely someone has dumped some "poop worthy" news since February 12.
Maybe this qualifies.
News flash!
Generalissimo Ronald Reagan is still dead. Yes folks, the latest news out of California is that despite an extensive North American tour, Ronald Reagan remains potential worm food. That has not stopped clever Republicans from finding a way to get some mileage from the soon to be putrified cadaver.
Also-
If you do a search on msn with keywords blood, suckin, vamps, porn I come up third. I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin....
however if you search Quick under "gay guys wrestling in underwear" I'm only fifth
and finally, if you search Google under "knuckle hair men shave" *drum roll* I'm #2!
Thank you! And Good Night!
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