Dear god.

This was the e-mail invitation I received when I woke up Monday morning.

SILVER DADDY SUNDAY GRAND OPENING PARTY

THURSDAY
SEPTEMBER 9th
3pm - 9pm

at

UNCLE CHARLIE'S
139 East 45th Street, 2nd Fl. btwn. Lexington & 3rd Ave.

Uncle Charlie's opens today at 3PM (so you can still catch that nap)

Happy Hour Drink Prices from 3 - 9PM (Medicaid accepted)

This is the day to meet that special man (by special we mean without a swollen prostate)
as Uncle Charlie's hosts our weekly

SILVER DADDY SUNDAY PARTY


139 East 45th Street (2nd Floor)
Between 3rd and Lexington
Just a short walk(er) from Grand Central Terminal
Across from the NY Health & Racquet Club (where a defibrillator is always charged)


Somebody kill me.