Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Welcome .... You've Got Clogged Arteries

This is hysterical, and so very very wrong.

This sounds like a fun game. Give it a try why don't you? Here's my contribution:

The contestants are shocked when it's revealed that Uli has a secret past. She was born a man. Her true identity is actually the long lost Swedish designer Ulysses Von Fistentaker, of the IKEA Fistentakers. However, this is not enough to be kicked off the runway. It's further revealed that as Ulysess s/he had a clandestine affair with a teenage Vera Wang. That union produced a love child, now all grown up and known as Kayne. It was the teenage Wang's intention to have Kayne placed and raised in a Mormon orphanage, but instead he was kidnapped and raised by a rogue pack of woodland Keebler elves. It is Kayne who is kicked off the show, when it's revealed that he has secretly been using Elfin magic to accomplish his "uncommonly good" designs. And Fudge Shop cookies. After cleaning his "area" *snicker* Kayne leaves the show in disgrace, but not before Laura wraps him in a giant taffeta collar. Vincent looks on giggling madly, completely naked but for a wooden salad bowl hat.

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